Before I begin, I should
probably point out that part of my talk to today is going to sound a little
anti-God—God, not in a general sense but specifically the God presented in the
Books of the Torah or, if you prefer, the Old Testament.
And the reason I say this and
tell you that I don’t really mean this talk to come off like that, up front, is
that when I was in high school, one of my classmates gave a chapel talk. And
her talk was supposed to be about how God didn’t exist. And so she totally goes
for it, and really lays the whole case out, and she gets to the end, and she’s
like, “And that’s why God. Does not. Exi—“ and right there, on the pulpit, she
fainted. Truly. She did. Just—boom. Right down.
And somehow, the chaplain was
suddenly #blessed with superhuman speed, and he somehow ran and caught her
before she crashed to the ground. And ever since then, even though I’m not
particularly religious, I’ve been mindful to not be too sure of myself. Because
that was like, something.
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