How to play fair (?) on Heads Day

Courtesy of the Daily Dose's "Muffin Man"
 HEADS DAY 2013 
Heads day has always been competitive, so here are a few tips to make sure that your team wins certain events.

Softball/Kickball: make sure you always add an out to the other team. So if they have 2 outs, say they have 3 outs and get your whole team to start walking into bat, this way they will think you’re right and will believe you.

Poker: Feel free to have a few Aces up your sleeves, they’ll come in handy.

Hide and Seek: Hide in your dorm room and lock the door, you’re guaranteed to win.

Ultimate Frisbee: Every now and then, add a player to your team. No one will notice and you’ll have the advantage. Or, if you want to be more subtle, get some of your friends to sit on the sidelines, but as soon as your team has possession, have them get up and stand in the endzone. This way you will always have someone there to catch the bombs you throw.

Football: Pay off anyone who plays football to play on your team and tell them that it is full contact.

Canoe Races: While racing along side of an opponent’s boat, get close enough to the other team’s boat so that your partner can tip their boat over while you row.

Movie Tennis: Make up actors and movies. If someone questions whether the movie exists just say some big director’s name, like Steven Spielberg, and say it was one of his earlier films.

Quidditch: Pull out your wand and straight up attack the other team with spells n stuff.

Dodgeball: When no one is looking, go for the face, otherwise, follow the 5 Ds of dodgeball: dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge.

Egg Toss: Use a hardboiled egg

Soccer: Utilize your elbows and knees to temporarily cripple the opponents

Scooter Race: Pimp your ride, you’ll win in style.